don't tell me the time

[theholyinnocent]

Don't tell me the time you spend with her. Because I am here. Pining in a suit. With a neon clock. For you. Will you bring back some Twizzlers when you get home? Thanks.

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[sandyosullivan.livejournal.com]

There are four problems here.

1. Seems to me like it's not all that hard to find out the time. Especially not when you have a clock just next to you and a watch on your hand.
2. Have you seen those hands. Talk about yeast infection waiting to happen.
3. It's only eight minutes past eleven. That's quite early really.
4. I dunno how short she is, but she really needs to get those trousers taken up/in.

Also, I'm glad that guitar stepped in, because I was getting gender confused there for a minute. Mind you, I have a bit of a hairy tummy button landing patch too (wait, does anyone actually land there?).

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Sandy, my darling, I think you need some time with your ladyfriend.