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Five Reasons I am an Asshole (Meme "courtesy" of ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cabenson):
1. I like to make fun of Germans. After all, they started that goddamn war.
2. I am really a pretentious twat and not as smart as you think I may be.
3. While I am hardly approaching beauty queen status, or even beauty geek status, I am ridiculously vain enough so that I will not wear my glasses as often as I should. (Although this may be changing since, really, I can't see a goddamn thing anymore.)
4. I like to play the martyr.
5. I'm lazy, selfish, I like to hold a grudge, I sometimes feel threatened by people who are smarter than I am, I want to kill people who invade my personal space on the subway, I want to kill people who talk incessantly about their children (unless your 5-year-old has discovered a cure for cancer, I don't wanna hear about it), I sometimes think I'm cooler than I actually am, and if I really thought I could get away with stealing tons of money I'd do it in a heartbeat, no matter what it was.
Tag: Everybody who knows, deep in their bleak black hearts, that he/she is an asshole.
cabenson):1. I like to make fun of Germans. After all, they started that goddamn war.
2. I am really a pretentious twat and not as smart as you think I may be.
3. While I am hardly approaching beauty queen status, or even beauty geek status, I am ridiculously vain enough so that I will not wear my glasses as often as I should. (Although this may be changing since, really, I can't see a goddamn thing anymore.)
4. I like to play the martyr.
5. I'm lazy, selfish, I like to hold a grudge, I sometimes feel threatened by people who are smarter than I am, I want to kill people who invade my personal space on the subway, I want to kill people who talk incessantly about their children (unless your 5-year-old has discovered a cure for cancer, I don't wanna hear about it), I sometimes think I'm cooler than I actually am, and if I really thought I could get away with stealing tons of money I'd do it in a heartbeat, no matter what it was.
Tag: Everybody who knows, deep in their bleak black hearts, that he/she is an asshole.
