I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders

Would you like an opportunity to hear me be foolish?

Then tune in tonight @10pm to BlogTalk Radio. cabenson and I will be discussing Bad Girls with host allaine77 and co-host fewthistle, who will play Barbara Walters to my Angelina Jolie and ask me questions about what kind of man Brad/CB really is and I will purse my lips and be very mysterious while the camera drifts down to my cleavage.

You want a real blurb and not my nonsense? OK, fine:

Femslash4Fans continues its salute in August to British TV shows with a segment on the hugely successful series "Bad Girls". Set in, of all things, a women's prison, "Bad Girls" ran for eight seasons, but we'll be spending much of our time focusing on the first three. The storyline featuring the lesbian relationship between wrongly convicted cop-killer Nikki and prison warden Helen, which built gradually over Seasons 1-3 until its satisfying conclusion, remains one of the most popular and best-written canon pairings ever seen on television. I'll talk about Nikki/Helen, along with other canon and noncanon pairings from the entire run, with my two guests - creator of the definitive Nikki/Helen Manifesto, Cabenson; and longtime author Theholyinnocent, also known as Xena fanfic writer Vivian Darkbloom. This time joining me as co-host will be "Bad Girls" fan Fewthistle, who previously appeared on F4F as a guest on my "Guiding Light" episode.

I like how I am described as a "longtime author," like I'm Norman Mailer.

Good Guests and Bad Girls, or, How I Learned to Stop Drinking Vodka and Love Lahboob.

And in case you can't tune in tonight, it will be on there FOREVER.