"Take me!" she screamed like an antelope at an NRA convention...

[theholyinnocent]

The Bad Sex Awards are back. As seen in the link, the Guardian has given us a list of passages in the running. Vote for your favorite in the comments! I think I'm going for the Marlon Brando quote myself.

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Beware demon eels accompanied by lobsters and antelope…

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
I’ve no idea which is the worse! …“one whole creature of live slime”
HaHaHaHaHa!

Oh gawd, I’m crying laughing...

I’m going to forward this Guardian link around-- no one should live another day without reading these!

…"Oooh-la-jolly well-la!" (I think I’ll use this one sometime soon for kicks)

I can’t choose the worst saucy scene, they’re all SOBAD!
Well, actually they’re less of a sauce, more of a glaze. HaHaHaHaHaHa!!! Somebody stop me! There, I’ll choose that one- “Villages” …“exposed his bare ass to the eagle eyes of a bunch of crows” You know, really… anyone can moon a crow, they are everywhere. I don’t know why Updike thinks it’s so special, that.

Re: Beware demon eels accompanied by lobsters and antelope…

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

"Oooh-la-jolly well-la!" (I think I’ll use this one sometime soon for kicks)

Hahaha...like maybe right in the middle of a meeting with a client..:)

Yeah, I really don't know what the fuck Updike was thinking. You have to wonder what his wife puts up with.

Updike: Honey, if you're done marinating...

Mrs. Updike: Forget it, I deglazed myself this morning.

Re: Beware demon eels accompanied by lobsters and antelope…

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

...like maybe right in the middle of a meeting with a client
Hell no, I wouldn't waste that one on a client. I was thinking more along the lines of springing it in FB to your next drabble :)
Forget it, I deglazed myself this morning.
hahaheehee... quick wit whip you are, Holy :)