"Take me!" she screamed like an antelope at an NRA convention...

[theholyinnocent]

The Bad Sex Awards are back. As seen in the link, the Guardian has given us a list of passages in the running. Vote for your favorite in the comments! I think I'm going for the Marlon Brando quote myself.

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the inexperienced should not be allowed to use food as descriptions

Hahaha...true dat, my friend!