See, I knew you would come around and feel the power of Charo coursing through your veins! She guards you every step of the way, my friend. Why, the next time you are trapped in a terminally dull work meeting, Charo will be at your side: "Ay, Maroukian! They are cocoloco! Arriba, mi amor! Let us dance in the streets! Caliente! Tequila! Viva Maroukian!"