talking to earl on the big white phone

Finally, a book that the vast majority of my friends-list should be interested in! No, it's not some rambly obscure novel or Henry James, or a history of German fingernail clippers, it's all about being shitfaced, plastered, toasted, ripped, blotto, and Dean Martoonied. (And no, it is not a book about the Elders Weekend.) Yes, it is a book that compiles synonyms for the state of inebriation. And in true modern cyber-collaborative fashion, the publisher has set up a blog where you can contribute your favorite euphemisms for being drunk.