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theholyinnocent ([personal profile] theholyinnocent) wrote2005-10-31 10:28 am

baby's back: ooooh kids, scary!

I know you have all been missing me terribly and wondering where I've been. Well, at least [livejournal.com profile] ultraviolet730 has...actually she was just wondering where I was...okay, just pretend you've all been missing me terribly, all right? "oooh, holy, you rapacious bitch, where you been, girl?"

Well, I was in Italy for 2 weeks. No lie, peoples! Teh Wife and I were in Rome for a while, then headed downcoast to Sorrento, where we took a couple cool day trips to Capri and Pompei. I've got many photos to share, and will post some as soon as we get them downloaded off the camera. I'm also writing up a travelogue of sorts that I hope to post in the coming days. For those of you who don't care to wade through my prose, here's the abridged travelogue:

1. SO SICK OF PASTA.

2. While the flights were really good, I'm still terrified of flying. (And what sadist on AmericanAirlines thought it was funny to show "Fever Pitch" to a group of people flying to New York? Waah.)

3. Never travel with friends who have not fully reconciled their marital differences. Just a little tidbit of wisdom from me to you.

4. Rome. Amazing.

5. Ditto to Pompei.

6. And Capri? Filled with rich bastards but still gorgeous.

If I've missed any significant developments in anyone's life or journal, do leave a comment. I burst into mad, piteous sobbing after only one page of flist entries and can go no further. How I have missed my H-Bomb's rants and food pr0n, [livejournal.com profile] slammerkinbabe's gazillion polls, Aqua Velvet getting all Xena on deck nails and chirpily reminding us all that math is good for you, gosh darnit, [livejournal.com profile] cabenson's boozy-woozy postings and incisive, Dick Cavett-like questions, [livejournal.com profile] projectjulie's pictures and meta musings, and all the rest of you fabu people too. :)

Other things:

Here's to you, Rosa Parks.

Lucy Lawless? Your career is in the crapper and you are Officially Not Hot anymore.

President Dickwad? You couldn't keep me out of the country, hahahahaha!

[identity profile] theniwokesoftly.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
3 weeks- May Term art history class- Renaissance Art in Italy (Abroad), but we see all kinds of stuff. We're going to Venice, Florence, and Rome. So excited!

It's like 450 words. And smut. So yeah.

[identity profile] theholyinnocent.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem! You can email it to me...(bluevermeer@gmail.com).

[identity profile] theniwokesoftly.livejournal.com 2005-11-01 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, I messed that up. Look here.