I find it hilarious that Updike made the list, and his arch nemesis Tom Wolfe was on it last year. I suppose now they can needle each other about who writes the worst hanky panky.

That's right--I'd forgotten that Wolfe was on it last year (in fact, I think he won). All we need now is add Norman Mailer and Gore Vidal to the mix, and let the bitchfest begin!