"Take me!" she screamed like an antelope at an NRA convention...

[theholyinnocent]

The Bad Sex Awards are back. As seen in the link, the Guardian has given us a list of passages in the running. Vote for your favorite in the comments! I think I'm going for the Marlon Brando quote myself.

Comments

[lelak.livejournal.com]

less of a sauce, more of a glaze

Does this mean that Nigella Lawson will be contributing her own entry to next year's selection?

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Nigella wiping her mouth on a paper napkin would beat all that crap.

Ah, Nigella...