"Take me!" she screamed like an antelope at an NRA convention...

[theholyinnocent]

The Bad Sex Awards are back. As seen in the link, the Guardian has given us a list of passages in the running. Vote for your favorite in the comments! I think I'm going for the Marlon Brando quote myself.

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The first reminds me of ham, which is in my sandwich with a lovely honey mustard.

Hahahahaha...stop right there, before you start writing erotica! We'll have to call an intervention.