saving the bear

[theholyinnocent]

Save Knut!

In all the flurry about the furry, adorable polar cub, many ignore the larger question: Should the "animal rights" activist be put down? Clearly, he has not been reared properly amongst the Germans and is not fitting into his Natural Habitat. He probably doesn't like beer or Fassbinder films or even a good Riesling, for heaven's sake.

Comments

[lelak.livejournal.com]

Send him Down Under. He can replace the guy in the bear suit they currently use for the Bundy Rum ads.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

The very phrase "Bundy Rum" makes me laugh.

Oh mummy, can I have an Australian? Please? I promise to feed it lots of vegemite and cheap beer and it shall its own litter box!

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

lelak, I love your icon