we're on lockdown

[theholyinnocent]

Because I'm getting paranoid about the fanlib.com thing: From here on out, all writing entries will be friends only, and I've already locked all previous writing posts (except for a few silly old SVU fics).

If you're not on my friends list and want access to future writings, leave a comment and, if you seem relatively trustworthy, I'll add you. (Bonus points if you are already a friend of someone on the list.)

Comments

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

There there, my dear. It shall be like in The King & I when Deborah Kerr gathers the stalkers children about her ample skirts and sings "Getting to Know You." We're getting to know each other!

I love crazy people stories (after riding the subway for so many years, you come to treasure them in an odd way), and by gum, if there must be baby fic in the world, let it be cracktastic!

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I only watched the Jodie Foster remake of it. I am a cultureless brute!

When I heard Scrubs is getting renewed again, I thought about you and your movie and how desperately it needs to be made NOW.

Babies taste good when stuffed into a baguette and dipped in barbecue sauce.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Did Jodie...sing in that? "Getting to know me, getting to know closet cases..."

I used to like Scrubs a lot, but...seriously, as I said, Braff must die now.

Babies taste good when stuffed into a baguette and dipped in barbecue sauce.

Ha! That sounds like a direct quote from Lorelai.

[wizened-cynic.livejournal.com]

Sadly, no singing. Though there was a gory execution scene and Draco from the Harry Potter movies.

They can keep Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso and Ted. And the Janitor. MAYBE the Todd. Everyone else can just go away or replace the cast of SVU. (Now that's a show that could use more singing.)

Indeed. Lorelai says this as the baby has a cold and she's trying to unblock her nasal passages by using those aspirator things, and Alex is paranoid that Lorelai is going to go too far and suck their daughter's brains out.