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Nov. 19th, 2010 04:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theholyinnocentOh my darlings, the most horrible things have happened since I last posted here:
1. I actually had to work at work! Placing aside my outrage, I discovered that my coworkers believe I have special mindreading abilities that can detect all the things that they should tell me but don't. This is why they are frequently puzzled when I send them emails requesting pertinent information crucial in the performance of my job and thereby reminding them to do their jobs! Quelle fromage, frottage, fuckage!
2. George W. Bush wrote a coloring book and I had a most unfortunate flashback to the early part of this century. I would turn on the TV and he would be there. And he would be talking how about how a black man wronged him (not Obama, but Kanye) by accusing Barbara Bush's little boy of being a RACIST! The nerve! Why this was worse than those crazy planes crashing into the World Trade Center and that little old war we fought in Iraq! Everyone, the only good thing about the earlier part of the oughts was when LN James and I were backup dancers for Goldfrapp:
We were quite miffed about the costumes. LN has always said I have the profile of a youngish middle-aged Shelley Winters circa Lolita and it is a damn shame to deny that to the public.
3. And the Palin shitstorm of stupidity continues: The TV show, the new book, the upcoming New York Times profile, the Facebook homophobia, the daughter who dances like a clubfooted cokehead, the CNN reporting every borderline illiterate mumbling from her comely mouth. If I may quote myself, it really is like having monkeys in trees throwing poop at you 24/7. Does Barney Stinson have a Hot/Stupid scale? Because the stupid is really off the charts these days.
So here at THI industries...we're powering down next week. I have the week off. I will not watch any news programs. On Thanksgiving Day I am going to eat a lot and watch the National Dog Show, because dogs are to me what babies are to so many straight women. And I will even write. (And yes,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fewthistle, I may even write...Harper Lee.)
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
1. I actually had to work at work! Placing aside my outrage, I discovered that my coworkers believe I have special mindreading abilities that can detect all the things that they should tell me but don't. This is why they are frequently puzzled when I send them emails requesting pertinent information crucial in the performance of my job and thereby reminding them to do their jobs! Quelle fromage, frottage, fuckage!
2. George W. Bush wrote a coloring book and I had a most unfortunate flashback to the early part of this century. I would turn on the TV and he would be there. And he would be talking how about how a black man wronged him (not Obama, but Kanye) by accusing Barbara Bush's little boy of being a RACIST! The nerve! Why this was worse than those crazy planes crashing into the World Trade Center and that little old war we fought in Iraq! Everyone, the only good thing about the earlier part of the oughts was when LN James and I were backup dancers for Goldfrapp:
We were quite miffed about the costumes. LN has always said I have the profile of a youngish middle-aged Shelley Winters circa Lolita and it is a damn shame to deny that to the public.
3. And the Palin shitstorm of stupidity continues: The TV show, the new book, the upcoming New York Times profile, the Facebook homophobia, the daughter who dances like a clubfooted cokehead, the CNN reporting every borderline illiterate mumbling from her comely mouth. If I may quote myself, it really is like having monkeys in trees throwing poop at you 24/7. Does Barney Stinson have a Hot/Stupid scale? Because the stupid is really off the charts these days.
So here at THI industries...we're powering down next week. I have the week off. I will not watch any news programs. On Thanksgiving Day I am going to eat a lot and watch the National Dog Show, because dogs are to me what babies are to so many straight women. And I will even write. (And yes,
fewthistle, I may even write...Harper Lee.)Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
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Date: 2010-11-19 09:49 pm (UTC)Do you have dogs?
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Date: 2010-11-19 10:38 pm (UTC)I was trying to find a way to describe her dancing, and look what you've dropped in my lap. THANK YOU.
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Date: 2010-11-19 10:56 pm (UTC)Oh, and Bush is still a horse's ass.
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Date: 2010-11-20 01:15 am (UTC)Worst of all, I'd watch the World Series and there was that smug, obtuse little shit sitting in the stands. Of course, I hoped during every game played in TX that a splintered bat would go flying his way.
Everyone, the only good thing about the earlier part of the oughts was when LN James and I were backup dancers for Goldfrapp
Hey, horse-themed discotheque costumes or no, that was a fairly bitchin' gig back then. You might recall from my rage-fueled LJ screeds that I spent most of that era waking up every morning debating with myself if that'd be the day I launched a lesbian-themed re-enactment of Falling Down in a small Alabama town.
I supposed we should be grateful, though. I haven't seen hide nor hair of Cheney in a long fucking time.
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Date: 2010-11-20 01:17 am (UTC)Worst of all, I'd watch the World Series and there was that smug, obtuse little shit sitting in the stands. Of course, I hoped during every game played in TX that a splintered bat would go flying his way.
Everyone, the only good thing about the earlier part of the oughts was when LN James and I were backup dancers for Goldfrapp
Hey, horse-themed discotheque costumes or no, that was a fairly bitchin' gig back then. You might recall from my rage-fueled LJ screeds that I spent most of that era waking up every morning debating with myself if that'd be the day I launched a lesbian-themed re-enactment of Falling Down in a small Alabama town.
I supposed we should be grateful, though. I haven't seen hyde nor hair of Cheney in a long fucking time.
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Date: 2010-11-20 01:20 am (UTC)Worst of all, I'd watch the World Series and there was that smug, obtuse little shit sitting in the stands. Of course, I hoped during every game played in TX that a splintered bat would go flying his way.
Everyone, the only good thing about the earlier part of the oughts was when LN James and I were backup dancers for Goldfrapp
Hey, horse-themed discotheque costumes or no, that was a fairly bitchin' gig back then. You might recall from my rage-fueled LJ screeds that I spent most of that era waking up every morning debating with myself if that'd be the day I launched a lesbian-themed re-enactment of Falling Down in a small Alabama town.
I suppose we should be grateful, though. I haven't seen hyde nor hair of Cheney in a long fucking time.
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Date: 2010-11-20 01:24 am (UTC)How dare you?!
I hope you and yours have a lovely holiday week.
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Date: 2010-11-20 02:37 am (UTC)I'm hoping for Infamia. Although Harper is always a very big treat. Who am I kidding? I'll take whatever I can get and like it!
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Date: 2010-11-20 03:16 pm (UTC)And agreed with the above, will love to see whatever you might come up with.
Happy Turkey and Dogs day.
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Date: 2010-11-20 11:32 pm (UTC)We'll be enjoying the dog show as well. The cuteness factor is totally amped up for this show.
Have a lovely Thanksgiving, darlin'.
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Date: 2010-11-21 06:22 pm (UTC)my fourth grade teacher, mrs. s., used to bring her papillons (aka the butterfly dogs) to class. she bred and did the dog show circuit. watching the dog show every thanksgiving brings back memories of those little butterfly dogs scampering about the room while we listened to stuff about math or volcanoes or whatnot. ah, memories and stuff...
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Date: 2010-11-22 06:42 pm (UTC)*stares at pony girls*
*stares some more*
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Date: 2010-11-23 03:20 am (UTC)