"Take me!" she screamed like an antelope at an NRA convention...

[theholyinnocent]

The Bad Sex Awards are back. As seen in the link, the Guardian has given us a list of passages in the running. Vote for your favorite in the comments! I think I'm going for the Marlon Brando quote myself.

Comments

[ralst.livejournal.com]

I think the first three were definitely the worse. The Brando story had me totally confused, as I tried to work out how many people were in the room, and who exactly was speaking. The one after that nearly caused me to faint from lack of oxygen, and I'm still not sure if the poor man's prick ever stopped its fountain impression.

Were they attempting to promote celibacy? Or is that poor men go through just to have sex? If so, I'm starting to understand why so many of them like to kill things.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the Brando story was totally whack. "Oh Lord, I'm-a coming!" made me think of Bible School.

If so, I'm starting to understand why so many of them like to kill things.

Hahaha! Maybe John Updike needs to put down that pen and take up hunting.