"Take me!" she screamed like an antelope at an NRA convention...

[theholyinnocent]

The Bad Sex Awards are back. As seen in the link, the Guardian has given us a list of passages in the running. Vote for your favorite in the comments! I think I'm going for the Marlon Brando quote myself.

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Yeah, the Brando story was totally whack. "Oh Lord, I'm-a coming!" made me think of Bible School.

If so, I'm starting to understand why so many of them like to kill things.

Hahaha! Maybe John Updike needs to put down that pen and take up hunting.