"Take me!" she screamed like an antelope at an NRA convention...

[theholyinnocent]

The Bad Sex Awards are back. As seen in the link, the Guardian has given us a list of passages in the running. Vote for your favorite in the comments! I think I'm going for the Marlon Brando quote myself.

Comments

[godessillyria.livejournal.com]

I'm torn between 1 and 4. The first reminds me of ham, which is in my sandwich with a lovely honey mustard.

#4 reminds me of ponies. I like ponies. Ponies are pretty. Tally ho!!!

I need a drink now....and a big pin so I can never read something like that again.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

The first reminds me of ham, which is in my sandwich with a lovely honey mustard.

Hahahahaha...stop right there, before you start writing erotica! We'll have to call an intervention.