Sweetie...baby doll, I had a knock at the door, I peered through the spy hole and it was the cops. Yeah, the cops. They said. "Open up Neely!" I lowered my voice so as to disguise it and said. "Neely's not here." Though I slightly opened the door a crack so they could hear me. I think my deep voice aroused the female officer or maybe it was just a nervous twitch. I get confused. The female officer said they had a restraining order for one...Spiky Zora Jones! I said in my lowered voice. "I'm...um, she's not here either." Sweetie, baby doll, you didn't have to put a restraining order on little old me. I'm as sweet and as meek as a new born kitten. That cute cop, well she passed a note to me where she had written her telephone number and email address. You know what a gal in uniform does to me, but a gal in uniform with a pair of handcuffs. Life is good!
Okay that said...where's the party? Where's all the clowns and birthday cake. More important, where's the booze and the dolls? Got any red ones? Oh and before I forget, happy birthday to you...bluepoet. Later baby doll. SZJ out.
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Date: 2006-11-28 08:10 pm (UTC)Thanks!
I'll have one of each, thankyouverymuch.
Valley of the Baby Dolls
Date: 2006-11-28 08:19 pm (UTC)The female officer said they had a restraining order for one...Spiky Zora Jones! I said in my lowered voice. "I'm...um, she's not here either." Sweetie, baby doll, you didn't have to put a restraining order on little old me. I'm as sweet and as meek as a new born kitten. That cute cop, well she passed a note to me where she had written her telephone number and email address. You know what a gal in uniform does to me, but a gal in uniform with a pair of handcuffs. Life is good!
Okay that said...where's the party? Where's all the clowns and birthday cake. More important, where's the booze and the dolls? Got any red ones? Oh and before I forget, happy birthday to you...bluepoet. Later baby doll. SZJ out.
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Date: 2006-11-28 10:46 pm (UTC)