because we really do need to hear that word again. and again.

[theholyinnocent]

Comments

[bookgrrrl.livejournal.com]

That was truly beautiful. I'm constantly amazed and amused at the breadth and depth of the swearing on Deadwood. The imagery is really fuckin' special.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

The writing + the acting = genius. It never failed to totally fuckin' blow me away.

[godessillyria.livejournal.com]

That my dear was Motherfuckin' great!!!

I miss "Deadwood". It was truly a pleasure.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Me too! ::sob:: Well, I don't miss Hearst, he was fucking evil. (Who knew what's-his-face from Simon & Simon would be so good?)

Just one cock

[(Anonymous)]

sweetie...baby doll. that so reminds me of the time. Me and the girls stopped on the way home from work for happy hour. I saw an Cindy there and old friend. I waved her over and with a broad smile she said...hey you COCK SUCKER, how yah been? I swear...I sucked one cock and...okay, maybe not just one. It was a confusing time, what can I say. Is that fucked up or what?
Hey i was thinking I've had lots of girlfriends too, so why am I not called...oh, gotta go to an operations meeting...FUCK! Can't a cocksucker have it it easy sometimes?
Babes...you know I fucking love Deadwood. Ta-ta Babes. SZJ out.

Re: Just one cock

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Babes, I hope that you don't have, to quote Trixie, "seven kinds of cock breath." Because I thought you gave that all up when Paloma bought you that house in the hills.

Re: Just one cock

[(Anonymous)]

Yes sweetie, but old habits are hard to fucking break. The view from the hill is soothing and when I get that urge to sin, just the sight of Paloma (my love) makes me want to fall into her arms. Um...mints anyone? Later baby doll.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Clapping my hands enthusiastically! My goodness, those cowboys really did say cocksucker, cunt and fuck alot, back in 1877, didn't they? :)

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I know, it's just another day at the office for you:

"Maroukian, could you look at this..."

"Do I FUCKIN' look like I've had coffee yet, cocksucker? DO NOT FUCK WITH THE FUCKIN' DEITY!"

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

well, I don't know...

I can hear my inflated ego saying this:

DO NOT FUCK WITH THE FUCKIN' DEITY!"

but *this*:

Do I FUCKIN' look like I've had coffee yet, cocksucker?

sounds a lot like you in the morning.

[noir-moll.livejournal.com]

Do you know how sorely tempted I am to play this, obviously, not safe for work clip at work? Like Al in the midst of his gleet problems, I'm in agony.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

That's why you need headphones at work!

[noir-moll.livejournal.com]

I have headphones for my dictation machine, but my motherfucking computer speakers don't have an output for headphones. I'm trying to think of a legitimate-sounding excuse to ask the IT department for different ones without making it obvious that I want them so I can watch stuff off of You Tube.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I cannot wait to send this to Mama CB.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Tell her it's an invite to the next family reunion! :)

What a Language to Swear in!

[sr-m-grammatica.livejournal.com]

Oh, my! What a delightfully powerful, exhilaratingly forceful, bite-the-end-of-your-words-edly end-stopped language our beloved English is! No namby-pamby vowel-ended words here! Listen to the magnificent consonants as they rip from the lips: COCKsucker. CUNT. TIT-licker. FUCK. BUTT-fucker. I am invigorated! I am vitalized! I am ANGLO-SAXON!

Yours in language chauvinism,

Sister Mary Grammatica, SGJ

Re: What a Language to Swear in!

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Couldn't have fuckin' put it better myself, sister. I love English! I'm sure it's a pain in the ass for those who have to learn it as a second language, but...Lordy, I love it! I am Anglo, hear me roar!

[and-your-point.livejournal.com]

Good ol' Deadwood. If nothing else their use of profanity caused a drinking game you were sure to be well on the way to passing out after playing.

http://www.drinkinggamerules.com/view_game.php?id=2361

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

"Everyone can expect to go through 3 or 4 drinks in a single episode." Are they KIDDING? 3 to 4 drinks every five MINUTES is more like it.

[badtyler.livejournal.com]

Squeeze the bear. Squeeze the bear.

That was like the world's best Tourette's Convention!

COCKSUCKERS!

Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
:)

I just noticed that you have an Emily Litella tag.
Oh my Gawd.
'The Tiny Kingdom'
"And the prince and princess got married and he had a teeny weeny, itsy bitsy... nevermind!"

It all does come back to cocksuckers, though.
*g*

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

That was like the world's best Tourette's Convention!

Hahahaha...so true. And so many wonderful quotes, including the beloved "Loopy cunt!"

[badtyler.livejournal.com]

Definitely... I may have to borrow a few 'cocksuckers' to sprinkle into that snarkfic.
Also, 'loopy cunt'...
Along with Donnelly's priceless line from a couple of weeks ago:

"Don't be such a douche bag!"

:)

[ex-humanfema327.livejournal.com]

crikey, there's some swearing eh. more cocksucking all round, though not literally, ew.

have you seen all the fucks from reservoir dogs (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XWJjK9Tt0ek) (i asked youtube for reservoir docks at first and it told me to go away

this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cTmAPLD4eOw) is my absolute favourite swearing though; it was an advert on channel four a while ago. i like the Beeny saying bugger best, though it's nice that the blonde lady from desperate housewives likes c**t.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is a fucking lot of "fucks"!

I love the one from Channel 4. I absolutely ADORE it when British women say "wanker." I think that enhanced my love for Sugar Rush.

[ex-humanfema327.livejournal.com]

it's a fucking fuckload of them eh.

do you think i could make my fortune selling mp3s of myself saying wanker? No,never mind then.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you include dirty underwear. It's marketing genius!

[ex-humanfema327.livejournal.com]

bloody hell i just washed my underwear! i'll check every action with you in future.
i should think wrapping britney's cds in her dirty knickers will be their next marketing ploy actually. or bits of her hair! are there bits of it on ebay?

Waltz of the Cocksuckers

[raginhoops.livejournal.com]

Back home in time to miss Deadwood, the great opus, and all its glory. This was half a cunt's hair from being perfect.
So happy that you took care of that dental problem. Squeezing the bear, indeed! I'd better never catch the wife making folks do that in her chair.

Re: Waltz of the Cocksuckers

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Yes, I thought you'd be happy about that!

Welcome back from your trip...hope you have tales and photos with which to regale us.

[aleatory-6.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Gold!

When it comes to colourful language, my mother is queen of the prudes but even she got to the stage where the jarring nature of the cuss-a-thon was water off a duck's back (this may also have had something to do with the fact that the poor old dear probably needs a hearing aid). You really don't notice it after a while (and I don't know whether that's a good or a bad thing *shrugs*) although the reminder above is much appreciated. :)

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed! God, I miss this show. I wish they'd hurry the fuck up and make those fuckin' movies already!

the fact that the poor old dear probably needs a hearing aid

"What's he saying, dear?"

"Loopy cow, mum. Loopy cow."

[aleatory-6.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Yep, that's about how it goes.

I'm hanging out for the movies too but after reading the blurb in Variety.com yesterday (I especially like the part where Milch is referred to as a bona fide genius because... Hell Yes!), JfC can't come soon enough either.

The plan was to complete filming season one of JfC and then put all his energy back into 2 x 2 hours of Deadwood, right? In which case, we should be hearing shortly about casting and pre-production, shouldn't we?