OMG! You should have posted a warning not to read this at work. By the time I got down to Castle von Bauhaus Princesses of Evil, I was laughing my ass off and my mascara was running.
Yee Gawd that was amazingly hysterical. Especially the Paris Hilton one.
My friends brother-in-law is a bouncer at a club here on South Beach and had to escort Ms Hilton to the bathroom at one of the clubs. She demanded he stay while she wee wee'd in the sink. She wouldn't go in a regular toidy because she said she just can't ever use a public toilet. She gave him a ten and she didn't wash her hands after using the sink. He threw the $10 out. Skanky supreme!!
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Date: 2004-04-21 12:20 pm (UTC)A spy in the house of love
Date: 2004-04-21 05:20 pm (UTC)Oh, are the pictures showing up for you? I feel like I'm missing part of the joke or something...
-H
Re: A spy in the house of love
Date: 2004-04-22 05:51 am (UTC)Hmmm, I had no problem seeing the pics; I wonder what's up with that. Maybe it doesn't like Canadian ISPs or something!
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Date: 2004-04-23 10:27 am (UTC)My friends brother-in-law is a bouncer at a club here on South Beach and had to escort Ms Hilton to the bathroom at one of the clubs. She demanded he stay while she wee wee'd in the sink. She wouldn't go in a regular toidy because she said she just can't ever use a public toilet. She gave him a ten and she didn't wash her hands after using the sink. He threw the $10 out. Skanky supreme!!