Yee Gawd that was amazingly hysterical. Especially the Paris Hilton one.
My friends brother-in-law is a bouncer at a club here on South Beach and had to escort Ms Hilton to the bathroom at one of the clubs. She demanded he stay while she wee wee'd in the sink. She wouldn't go in a regular toidy because she said she just can't ever use a public toilet. She gave him a ten and she didn't wash her hands after using the sink. He threw the $10 out. Skanky supreme!!
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
branchandroot
no subject
Date: 2004-04-23 10:27 am (UTC)My friends brother-in-law is a bouncer at a club here on South Beach and had to escort Ms Hilton to the bathroom at one of the clubs. She demanded he stay while she wee wee'd in the sink. She wouldn't go in a regular toidy because she said she just can't ever use a public toilet. She gave him a ten and she didn't wash her hands after using the sink. He threw the $10 out. Skanky supreme!!