saving the bear

[theholyinnocent]

Save Knut!

In all the flurry about the furry, adorable polar cub, many ignore the larger question: Should the "animal rights" activist be put down? Clearly, he has not been reared properly amongst the Germans and is not fitting into his Natural Habitat. He probably doesn't like beer or Fassbinder films or even a good Riesling, for heaven's sake.

Comments

Oh Shoot!

[(Anonymous)]

Sweetie...baby doll, we can't let them do that. the poor cubby. Can't we train the little thing? We can write a KNUT Broadway play. Call it "Annie go get your camera or Open Season...the musical." Staring Annie Liebovitz and Knut, there's singing dancing...comedy...sex. Huh...well I was hoping for at least a small part. I can sing, dance (if you have a pole installed) and I play the harmonica like nobody can, or so I've told. Ha! What...oh shoot, don't tell me it's been done. Later sweetie, SZJ out

Re: Oh Shoot!

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Baby doll, I do think Knut has star potential. I'll have his people contact your people and we'll see what we can work out.