saving the bear
Mar. 21st, 2007 04:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Save Knut!
In all the flurry about the furry, adorable polar cub, many ignore the larger question: Should the "animal rights" activist be put down? Clearly, he has not been reared properly amongst the Germans and is not fitting into his Natural Habitat. He probably doesn't like beer or Fassbinder films or even a good Riesling, for heaven's sake.
we should embrace the bear!
Date: 2007-03-22 01:47 am (UTC)Clearly, the activist has gone bonkers from years of wearing plastic shoes and ployester blend sweaters.
Yes, have him put down, immediately. I suggest we leave him on an ice floe, but do it quickly, since rumour has it that Antarctica is going to be the hot spot for Spring Break, 2008.
Regards--
Ursus Major
Re: we should embrace the bear!
Date: 2007-03-22 02:02 pm (UTC)Oh sweetie...you're right, it always comes down to fashion. If he had a Lacroix mindset, he would be such a different person.
Re: we should embrace the bear!
Date: 2007-03-23 03:16 am (UTC)"Spit-up... this is Lacroix, sweetie dahling!"
:)