happy birthday, CB!

[theholyinnocent]

"It's my May Brrrthday...oh, Christ on a Cracker, I'm offcially over 60 now...I need a doll, man, oh, I'm gonna need a lot of fucking dolls to get through this day. And my blow-up dolls, too. Hey, where are they? Hey! Where...where is everybody? Alex? Helen? Mrs. Garrett?...Tootie?...GOD? NEELY? CABENSON? CABENSON O'HARA!!!!!!!!!!"

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[m0rrigan.livejournal.com]

I think some Valley of the Dolls watching is in order tonight. Y'know, in celebration.

...oh who am I kidding, I still need to see Return to the Valley of the Dolls, so I'll probably throw all dignity to the wind and go that route.

Boobies boobies boobies!

[m0rrigan.livejournal.com]

...or I could watch "Beyond Valley of the Dolls" instead. I think I'll make a "Return..." for my next film project. Oh yesssss.

And then "Beneath the Valley of the Dolls," too, if we're going that route.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Mrs. Robinson, thank you!

[officerjudy.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday! : )

[old-wp.livejournal.com]

*cackles madly*

Neely...Neely O'Hara

[(Anonymous)]

Sweetie...baby dolls. Ha, and you wondered what ever happened to Neely...Neely O'Hara? Well guess who was at the dinner party last Friday night? Neely, Neely O'Hara, that's who. Why do I repeat myself when it comes to her?

Anyway, we entered the huge Beverly Hills mansion. The party had kicked up a few notches and there she stood watching, leaning back against the wall tugging her collar like it might be a noose...or is that a moose?

I felt so tired all of a sudden. I felt tied to the past, the drink, the date I brought.
I didn't want to think of the past, but looking into her eyes. I remembered Neely...Neely O'Hara. It was not so long ago. We broke in the back seat of her new car.

I better stop here. Neely...Neely O'Hara just called, yes I gave her my number, we have a history. She said she bought a new car, and you know what that means, yep...a new back seat that needs breaking in. She's on her way to The valley right now...ciao baby dolls. Spiky Zora Jones...out.

May Brrrthday!

[badtyler.livejournal.com]

Where did you get that picture?

Oh, dear baby Jebus.

Happy birthday, CB!

I tend to go with the Coco Chanel theory: tell everyone you are ten years older than you are and they will all bat their eyelashes in wonder at your pristine beauty.

:)

Re: May Brrrthday!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Where did you get that picture?

That is an actual portrait of yours truly reenacting parts of TVOTD while in NYC a few weeks back. Don't you see the resemblence to my icon?

Thanks for the birthday greetings.

tell everyone you are ten years older than you are and they will all bat their eyelashes in wonder at your pristine beauty.

Haha, naw baby, I just remind them that THI is OLDER than me ;)ALWAYS OLDER!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Re: May Brrrthday!

[badtyler.livejournal.com]

Well, now that you mention it...
*g*

Watch out! You might be responsible for thi doing some serious bear-squeezing...

Hope your Brrrrthday was liek, woa teh awesome!11!
:)

Re: May Brrrthday!

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

And I give to you this conversation from last night:

Me: Hey, it's CB's brrthday...we need to get her a gift.

Mrs. THI: How old is she?

Me: 51.

Mrs.: omg, REALLY?

Re: May Brrrthday!

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I snagged the photo from planet out's website...shhh... Of course, it is ripe for iconage, isn't it? :)

Re: May Brrrthday!

[badtyler.livejournal.com]

Yes, it was, so I did it. Yesterday.
I credited you for the pic!

*g*

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Picture of Patty Duke. . . accessible.

Reference to blow-up doll. . .plausible.

Putting Valley of the Dolls in the same sentence with

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Picture of Patty Duke. . . accessible.

Reference to blow-up doll. . .plausible.

Putting <i>Valley of the Dolls</i> in the same sentence with <The Facts of Life</i>. . . Priceless!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

and people think I drink?

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Obviously you have corrupted her! The poor thing, she was once a fine upstanding teacher devoted to her students, now she's probably doling out Boone's Hill Strawberry to them during lab class..."Try this with Red Bull, guys!"