happy birthday, CB!

[theholyinnocent]

"It's my May Brrrthday...oh, Christ on a Cracker, I'm offcially over 60 now...I need a doll, man, oh, I'm gonna need a lot of fucking dolls to get through this day. And my blow-up dolls, too. Hey, where are they? Hey! Where...where is everybody? Alex? Helen? Mrs. Garrett?...Tootie?...GOD? NEELY? CABENSON? CABENSON O'HARA!!!!!!!!!!"

Comments

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Picture of Patty Duke. . . accessible.

Reference to blow-up doll. . .plausible.

Putting Valley of the Dolls in the same sentence with

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Picture of Patty Duke. . . accessible.

Reference to blow-up doll. . .plausible.

Putting <i>Valley of the Dolls</i> in the same sentence with <The Facts of Life</i>. . . Priceless!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

and people think I drink?

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Obviously you have corrupted her! The poor thing, she was once a fine upstanding teacher devoted to her students, now she's probably doling out Boone's Hill Strawberry to them during lab class..."Try this with Red Bull, guys!"